lol @ poker slang by outsiders
This is an e-mail I got from a friend who’s new to gambling and who’s working on a page for his company’s intranet — i think it’s hilarious — it’s content he got from an Indian who’s working for them 
- Poker rules vary with each game in which newcomers should learn No Limit poker rules before joining tournaments or other poker games online. The rules are prepared so that you understand each method or action taking in poker to win the game and to play fair gaming.
- Hand ranks are often considered in many poker games because they are valuable assets. Hand ranks are important in No Limit games, such as Texas Hold ‘Em, Seven-card stud, Omaha, Omaha HI/Lo and so forth.
- Most poker games have set rules in which the players with the highest-ranking hand win the round. In some instances, the player with the lowest-rank hand wins the game.
- During some of the poker games, such as the Pot-Limits and No Limit, the rules apply. Throughout the game betting is essentially understood by most professional poker players who intend to challenge each hand to win the game; they often consider No Limit Poker rules, but they consider terms, blinds, buttons, all-in, buy-ins, position, check raise, calls, bets, and other essentials in poker as well.
I decided whoever wrote this is a douchebag with no brain and I’m inviting him/her for my home poker game.